Q.1
Who said, "If America cared about killing people, we'd be invading Chicago"?
Stephen Colbert.
Ald. Bob Fioretti.
Mayor Rahm Emanuel.
Q.2
The Jedi Council was ...
A tremendous success in the fight against the Sith Lords.
Responsible for the deaths, within minutes, of the vast majority of the Jedi.
Responsible for the rebels' success in "The Empire Strikes Back."
Q.3
Consumer groups accuse which national retailer of being five times more likely than its competitors to charge different prices at different stores in the same city for the same product?
CVS.
Walgreens.
Whole Foods.
Q.4
Which of the following was NOT cited by Pro Publica in its decision to publish a story about U.S. and U.K. efforts to decode Internet traffic previously thought to have been safely encrypted?
"Suppose for a moment that the U.S. government had secretly developed and deployed an ability to read individuals’ minds. ..."
"Imagine outer-space invaders threatened to destroy the White House ..."
"Shortly after the World War II Battle of Midway, the Chicago Tribune published an article suggesting, in part, that the U.S. had broken the Japanese naval code ..."
Q.5
What is the name of Rush Limbaugh's forthcoming book for children?
"Rush Bannon and the Quest for Freedom: Adventures in Democracy."
"Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims: Time-Travel Adventures with Exceptional Americans."
"Rush Hour and the Demons of Doom: The Capitol Hill Caper."
Q.6
According to the annual Team Marketing Report, which Major League Baseball teams have the (most expensive, least expensive) average beer cost per ounce?
Detroit, Oakland.
Cubs, White Sox.
Boston, Los Angeles.
Q.7
Mayor Emanuel's set to appear Monday, Sept. 9, on whose TV show?
Jon Stewart.
David Letterman.
Jimmy Fallon.
Q.8
Dozens of dissatisfied owners of the 2007 Toyota Prius have complained to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and Toyota in vain about ...
Side-door handle failures.
Bad windshield wipers.
Sticky and decaying rear hatch handles.
All of the above.
Q.9
The free Google Voice service lets you record ...
Outgoing calls only.
Incoming calls only.
Incoming and outgoing calls.
Neither incoming nor outgoing calls.
Q.10
Which classic tale will be reenacted Sept. 20 and 22 as a radio play by Oak Park Festival Theatre, with special guest announcer (ahem) Charlie Meyerson?
"A Princess of Mars."
"The Hound of the Baskervilles."
"The Pit and the Pendulum."