Q.1
A 1969 tornado that swept through Ocean World in Florida ...
Sent sharks swimming for cover down into the water.
Swept sharks more than 500 feet out of their pool.
Blew two park employees into a shark pool.
Q.2
A senior scientist at NOAA's National Severe Storms Laboratory tells Mother Jones magazine that if a twister were strong enough to scoop up a bunch of large sharks ...
They'd pose a major threat to aviation.
The debris present in tornados would essentially filet the sharks.
The sharks' navigational skills would allow them to "swim" their way down to water.
Q.3
In the event of a real sharknado, a spokesman for the National Weather Service tells Mother Jones the best advice is to ...
Be ready to distract the displaced sharks with small housepets.
Be in an interior part of the lowest floor of a sturdy building.
Keep handy a kiddy-pool filled with water and bloody red meat.
Q.4
Fill in the blank. (From the @_FloridaMan Twitter account, driven by real-life headlines.) "Florida Man ____________ After He Mistook It For Log, Kicked It"
Chased By Shark.
Shot By Gun.
Bitten By Alligator.
Q.5
Which business magazine's cover ridicules hedge fund investors with a visual phallic pun?
Businessweek.
Forbes.
Fortune.
Q.6
Which tech visionary is credited with delivering "The Mother of All Demos"?
Steve Jobs.
Bill Gates.
Douglas Englebart.
Q.7
Tribune Co. says separating its publishing and broadcast operations will let its newspapers bring "single-minded attention" to ...
"Journalistic standards."
"Right-sizing operations."
"Improving their product."
Q.8
Which pioneering Internet search engine disappeared in July 2013?
Snap.
Infoseek.
AltaVista.
Q.9
"Responsive design" is the practice of ...
Creating websites that recognize a visitor using a computer's onboard camera.
Creating smartphone apps that respond to speech.
Crafting a website to provide an optimal viewing experience across a range of screen sizes.
Q.10
Which of these phrases did the owner of a company that built a large professional organization's website use to describe the impact of Meyerson Strategy consulting?
"Darned good."
"Sharktastic."
"Astonishing."
"Incredible."